BCS Officials: We Love the Taliban

...at least the Onion says so. This very subtle, totally nuanced piece, "Unpopular BCS Crowns Alabama National Champions, Endorses Rick Santorum, Spits On World War II Veteran, Pushes Elderly Woman Down Flight Of Stairs, Wishes Osama Bin Laden Were Still Alive" is made of win and is in line with previous articles. If you're a fellow BCS-hater, you may like previous entries in the "series".